Hey kids. Yes. I know it's been way too long. A little update for all you out there - this little mermaid is back in the States! Does anyone have any interest in hearing about the rest of my trip? Or, even more juicily, why I came back early? Or should we just go back… Continue reading Long time, no see
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London: Day Three
I hysterically attempted to wake up in time for breakfast. (Spoiler alert: did not work out too well) I did wake up in time to say goodbye to Emma. She sat near the bar with a cute overnight bag. Truly adorable compared to my hulking suitcase. I hugged her. "Stay in touch, you magical creature?… Continue reading London: Day Three
London: Day Two
I attempted to wake up at a reasonable time but this is me we're talking about. Breakfast ended at 10am (definitely out of the question), because I definitely woke up at 1. "I blame jet lag," I told Emma. "No judgment." "So...what are we doing today?" I wanted to see touristy things (aka the London… Continue reading London: Day Two
London: Day One (Part II)
I really should set an alarm, I thought to myself. You know, just in case...Of course, I passed out before I had the chance to set one and awoke with a start. What year was this?! More importantly, what century? Definitely the 21st. I could tell because of all the messages lighting up my phone.… Continue reading London: Day One (Part II)
Two Days for the Price of One
(you're welcome) March 19th, 2018 It’s a warm and sunny morning. I am having a luxurious sick day. Just a sleepy twenty-three-year-old in a Winnie the Pooh onesie. (it looks like this and I got it from Target and they probably still have them if you also would like to fulfill your childhood dreams of… Continue reading Two Days for the Price of One